heyfunniest:

no no no no no 
no no no no no no no
no no no no no

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via randommindconfessions)

mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

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lesliecrusher:

I hate group projects
just let me do it myself
everyone else sucks

(via somewherenonsensical)

zeldea:

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

(via literaryvacuum)

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pantsareunwelcome:

True.

(Source: hailey-batch)

squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

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tanku:

this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”

(via platonicforlife)